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CHATTER MATTERS

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VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE

JUST LIKE THE JOKES AND RHYMES ON THIS WEBSITE

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RHYMES FOR MANKIND

RHYMES TO HEAL THE MIND

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RHYMING HOW TO STOP SMOKING AND COUGHING

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IT'S A RHYMING DIET

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CHEATING TIME IN SATIRE AND RHYME (FAMOUS NAMES AND DAMES - FROM POLITICIANS TO CELEBRITIES)

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WALK THE STREETS OF OLD NEW YORK

RHYMING NEW YORK HISTORY FROM THE INDIANS TO HENRY HUDSON TO GEORGE WASHINGTON TO HORSE AND WAGON INTO TWENTIETH CENTURY

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RHYMING SMARTY BOSTON TEA PARTY - THE BRITISH ARE COMING! (MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE)

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FREEDOM QUIZ: F TO M (UNITED STATES HISTORY)

GUESS OR REQUEST ANIMATED STATUE OF LIBERTY CHEAT SHEET

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RHYMING THE NIFTY FIFTIES

RADIO DAYS (ONLY THE SHADOW KNOWS) MILTON BERLE (TEXACO GASOLINE QUARTET) HOWDY DOODY, CLARABELLE THE CLOWN, ELVIS PRESLEY - TEENAGERS WENT CRAZY)

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RHYMING TRANSPARENCY

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POLITICAL SATIRE

OBAMA THE CHARMER

RHYMING THE SLUMPING ECONOMY

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RHYMING POVERTY SLUMS OF A CITY - THE HOMELESS JOE NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW

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RHYMING BATTERED WOMEN (SAFE HAVEN)

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RHYMING "GARDEN OF EDEN" THE BIBLE

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RHYMING JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE AND TIME (TRIBUTE TO AMERICA'S ASTRONAUTS)

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THE LUNA COLONY

HUMANS FACE OUTER SPACE AND ALIENS

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ROBOTICA EROTICA

THE SOCIAL FUTURE

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TIMELINE MEMENTO POPE FRANCIS (POPE OF HOPE, LOVE AND JOKES) COMING TO AMERICA

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RHYMING 9/11 TRAGEDY

TRIBUTE TO VICTIMS

UPLIFTING PIECE

(A CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS WILL ALWAYS WEEP)

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RHYMING VIRGINIA TECH TRAGEDY

(LET'S SILENCE GUN VIOLENCE)

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FORMER U.S. REPRESENTATIVE GABBY GIFFORDS' TRAGEDY

JARED LOUGHNER - INSANE FOR FAME

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NEWTOWN MASSACRE (FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS)

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RHYMING LOVE AND MURDER

TIMES SQUARE AFFAIR

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RHYMING BRITISH ROYALTY

PRINCE WILLIAM, CATHERINE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE WITH GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE MAKE FOURSOME

QUEEN ELIZABETH II

JUBILEE AND CELEBRATING 90TH BIRTHDAY

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RHYMING CATASTROPHES

KATRINA STORM (STEP-BY-STEP REENACTMENT OF WHAT HAPPENED)

WATERWORLD (DAWN OF GLOBAL WARMING NEW YORK CITY & NEW JERSEY)

JAPAN'S FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR PLANT

ISLAND TSUNAMI ("The Impossible" Movie)

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RHYMING TRUE STORIES

33 CHILEAN MINERS RESCUE MOVIE RIGHTS SOLD TO ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED PRODUCER MIKE MEDAVOY (THE SWAN, SHUTTER ISLAND)

TIMELINE NATALEE ANN HOLLOWAY MISSING IN ARUBA RHYMED IN CARIBBEAN TIME AND JORAN VAN DER SLOOT WHO NEVER TOLD THE TRUTH IS IN PERUVIAN PRISON

MARY KAY LETOURNEAU HER SCANDAL RATTLED SEATTLE: TEACHER'S SEX PET

THE RUNAWAY GOOGLE-EYED GEORGIA BRIDE

RHYMING TRUE BULLYING STORIES (WHAT HAPPENED TO TWO YOUNG PEOPLE)

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ENTERTAINMENT/CELEBRITY CULTURE/CELEBRITY CRIMES

RHYMING CELEBRITY BIOGRAPHIES

Donald Trump Rhyming Bio and The First Relentless Apprentice Show Rhymed in Satire Time "Hired, Fired and Inspired" with Bill Rancic

The Kings of Bling (Diddy, Eminem, Snoop Dogg (Rap Lord) Nelly

Rapping the Rappers (Usher, Beastie Boys, Missy Elliott, Lil Wayne, Lil' Kim, Biggie)

Britney "Piece of Me" Spears, Sexy J.Lo, Lady Gaga Satirical Saga, Clever Justin Bieber, Chris Brown Beater-Singer, Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, Nicole Richey (The Old-Fashioned Farm Life TV Series)

Talented Legendary Actress-Singer, Pinup Calendar Girl Maureen O'Hara (Her famous movies: "Miracle on 34th Street" and "The Hunchback of Notre Dame")

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One Stop King of Pop - Jackson Attraction (Rhyming Updates - Everything about The King)

Jackson's Lifestyle before and after Molestation Trial Rhymed in Satire Time

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Celebrity Crimes Rhymed

Charlie "Losing" and "Winning" Sheen (Anger Management/Comedy Scene - End of Two and a Half Men)

Dipsy Lindsay Lohan (Drugs and Drinking)

Mel "Mad Max" Gibson (Domestic Violence)

Convicted Michael Vick (Animal Cruelty)

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Rhyming Apple History & Steve Jobs' Biography

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RIP Whitney

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RHYMING TERROR IN AMERICA

TERROR IN SATIRE!

BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER

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OBAMA'S TERRORIST HIT LIST

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RHYMING DISCRIMINATION, FREEDOM AND RELIGION

BLACK IS BLACK AND WHITE IS WHITE

FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT!

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RHYMING SEX AND CRIME (TRUE/FICTIONAL STORIES)

SCOTT PETERSON FROM MODESTO ON CALIFORNIA'S DEATH ROW FOR KILLING WIFE LACI AND UNBORN BABY

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN/TRAYVON MARTIN (CRIME AND TRIAL RHYMED)

WHO KILLED LINDA DRAKE DATE RAPE? (Fictional Story: From Police interview with Drake's boyfriend to the courtroom)

THE ELITE THIEVES OF WALL STREET (RHYMED IN STEALING TIME) FROM MARTHA STEWART THE BAKER, FLOWER MAKER AND STOCK TAKER TO THE CORPORATE CULPRITS: ENRON CON JOB, ARTHUR ANDERSON'S PAPER CAPER, THE GREEDY "FAT COW" FASTOW'S

BERNARD MADOFF, THIEF OF WALL STREET (SWINDLER'S MIND IN SATIRE AND RHYME)

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RHYMING

SHOCK AND AWE!

START OF IRAQ WAR

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MIDEAST SATIRICAL TREAT

BAGHDAD BOB LEADER OF THE MOB

SADDAM HUSSEIN MR. SINISTER AND HIS INFORMATION MINISTER

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NIGHTMARE (LIAR) SATIRE

CASEY ANTHONY

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POETIC HEADACHE COLLECTION

Who Can You Trust?

Born Yesterday

Sticks and Stones

Talk is Cheap when Obama speaks

They Stab You in the Back

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HAPPY FOLK NOTES - RHYMING SPECIAL HOLIDAYS

Birthday Wishes - Love and Kisses

Graduation (Boy or Girl)

Feeling Good, Feeling Bad, Feeling Sad

Healing/Kneeling Prayers (Repair Sickness and Despair)

Everlasting Friendship

My Sweet Valentine (Animated)

Mother's Day (Block or Script)

Wish for Christmas (Animated)

The Dancing Mad Hatter (Animated)

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I'm Having a Real Bad Hair Day! (Animated) Lifetime TV Series True Story - Video Voyeur

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CHILDREN'S RHYMES 

It's Just Kidz Stuff

Learn Your ABC's

Counting Numbers

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DIVORCE AND TRAGIC LOSS

THE BETTER HALF (PRESENT AND PAST)

STUCK IN A RUT

LESSEN DEPRESSION

PRISON OF ALCOHOLISM (BOOZER-LOSER BLUES)

SUICIDAL - LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

IT'S A BITCH, BUT YOU CAN KICK DRUG ADDICTION

LIVING ON THE EDGE - CAN'T GET OUT OF BED! (SURVIVING CANCER DEADLY DISEASE)

FAMILY FEUDS WITH MOODS

FORGIVENESS OF THE HEART

"THE BLACKBOARD" HOW TO ERASE THOSE TERRIBLE MISTAKES

EVERYTHING IS LOVE

CINDERELLA SEARCHING FOR HER FELLA

MY GAL PAL (BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY)

WELCOME TO GOD'S LITTLE ACRE WHERE YOU CAN'T BE A FAKER

AND MANY MORE ONE-OF-A-KIND RHYMES!

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DRONE POEM (DON'T DRINK AND DRONE)

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TRIBUTE TO

SUPERMAN

THE REAL MAN OF STEEL

AND

FRIEND, ROBIN WILLIAMS

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GYM TIME SATIRICAL RHYME

FLAT FEET BEAT

IMAGINATION A RELAXING SENSATION

"9 TO 5" WORKTIME RHYME

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THE BRONX PUNK (RAP CRAP)

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RHYMING SECONDHAND ROSE

BARGAIN BASEMENT CLOTHES

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WE WANNA GO TO CUBA NOT ARUBA!

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LIBERTY ON "NOT SO EASY VESEY" STREET

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FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE"

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WALL STREET SATIRICAL BEAT

"HOT STOCKS THAT ROCK"

YAHOO BLUES!

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WAR ON GREEDY WALL STREET

99% HAVE TO RENT FROM THE 1%

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The Butcher, The Baker, The Rhyme Maker

Write on anything or anyone - It's a lot of fun

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FAIR-HAIRED MULTI-BILLIONAIRE DONALD J. TRUMP RHYMING BIO & FIRST RELENTLESS APPRENTICE SHOW IN SATIRE TIME/GRANDEUR-TRUMPSTER FOR UNITED STATES PRESIDENT

Reality Showtime in Satire and Rhyme

Donald J. Trump Rhyming Bio and First Relentless Apprentice Show

Doom in the Boardroom

"Fired, Hired and Inspired"

with

Winner Bill Rancic

and

Ronald vs. The Donald

Just Ask The Trump Man

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There’s nothing more exciting than gossip and scandals that you’ve read or heard about on the lifestyle of a celeb.  Sometimes you just want to scratch your head.  Every celebrity has a secret and won’t reveal it.  Then suddenly a breaking news story gets out on either them or their spouse.  We all like to be entertained and the best part can be the juicy witty remarks.

First let’s start with the old familiar adage “There’s all kinds of people that make this great big wide world, some are spoiled, others toil and the rest burn the midnight oil."  For most of us the road ahead can be bumpy and narrow winding through many dead ends and posted signs with up and down arrows.  If only we could be blessed with success as the fame and glory stories of many celebrities.  It’s got to be a fabulous life with your picture and name in bright lights.  What we fail to realize is that everyone experiences hard times, but with perseverance and loving what you do can make your dreams come true.  Ask the Trump man who understands for he’s had his share of ups and downs and knows what it takes to be a multi-billionaire.

Donald John Trump was born with a gold spoon in his mouth, well-groomed and powerful.  A man who surrounds himself with glamour and grandeur.  He likes to be recognized as a celebrity and a distinguished entrepreneur.  This is the story of Trump who took his lumps and some amusing info including a few seasons of The Relentless Apprentice and main characters from the show.

 

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Lyrics created by (Francke) the Yankee a/k/a The Jester of Westchester

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Guest Poet: Barnes & Noble Booksellers

Auditioned Apollo Theater Harlem

Interviewed by Brian Howard, Entertainment Editor for the Westchester County Journal News

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THE LUNA COLONY (SATIRE MOON NEWS) PRODUCED BY FRANCKE

WELCOME TO

THE LUNA COLONY

PATHWAY TO

VISIONARY FUTURE

BEYOND SOCIAL MEDIA

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YOUR HOME IS A PLASTIC SEE-THROUGH BUBBLE DOME

DIGS HAVE BATTERY OPERATED WAKE-UP COFFEE-MAKER, MICROWAVE AND FRIDGE

REMEMBER! THERE IS NO FOOD ON THIS PLANET

IN ORDER TO EXIST YOU MUST GROW ORGANIC SHIT TO START YOUR FOOD GARDEN

LIFT OPEN THE SPACE CRAP TRAP WHERE WASTE IS STORED THROUGH THIS DOOR

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YOU WILL BE COMMUNICATING WITH ALIENS

VIA BRAIN WAVES ON MOON COLONY

NO NEED FOR IPHONES, IPADS OR COMPUTERS

JUST IN CASE YOU'RE LOST IN OUTER SPACE

RE-ROUTE TO KEYLESS SPACEPUTERS

MANUFACTURED BY MOON CRAFTERS

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An outer space creation of (Francke) the Lyrical Yankee (Satire Blogger)

The human race will one day face aliens in outer space

Copyright 2016

All Rights Reserved

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FOR THE MOST ORIGINAL RHYME ON A DIME POLITICAL JOKES (FRANCKE’S ULTIMATE JOKE MACHINE KEEPS YOU LAUGHING AND SMILING

POOR TRUMP "POKE-A-JOKE"

Trump no "poor" loser.  He's a "rich" winner.

"MR. MONEY TREE" VOTE JOKE

Minorities and women should consider voting for Donald Trump "Mr. Money Tree."  He doesn't need "speech money" like Hillary.

WISE TRUMP ADVISER "POKE-A-JOKE"

Top campaign adviser says Trump is a character.  He likes to play politics, but his mouth gets in the way.  Trump says once he's the nominee I'll be so presidential no one will recognize me or hear me except the silent majority.  In case the silent majority turns away I'll be loud every day.

TRUMP TOWERS GOES "TRANSGENDER"

Caitlyn Jenner changes the landscape of Trump Towers Fifth Avenue with a transgender bathroom.  What really matters whether Jenner is Republican or a Democrat.  Other than that Trump doesn't give a crap!

MANHATTAN VOTERS "POKE-A-JOKE"

I'll take Manhattan - For Trump that didn't happen.

YOUTH VOTE "HILLARY AND BERNIE" JOKE

Hillary no spring chicken and hen-pecked Bernie.  She's looking to get into the White House and he wants to get out of the hen house.

"CRUZ POKE-A-JOKE"

Cruz' new slogan "Yes I Will" still be lyin' dreadful Ted!

TRUMP FOLKS "HILLARY" JOKE

Trump says Hillary is "crooked."  She looks straight to Bernie.

"BUSH POKE-A-JOKE"

I'm not low-energy 'cause I eat the Breakfast of Champions "Wheaties."

FOLKS FOR TRUMP "GEORGIA" JOKE

Georgia on my mind.  Not this time.  It's bad news for Trump as he's outmaneuvered by Cruz' sweep clean dream team.

BERNIE AT "VATICAN CITY" NO JOKE FOR RELIGIOUS FOLKS

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders takes a break and meets with Pope Francis on climate change and moral economy issues.  Five minutes ought to do it!

VOTING FOR HILLARY "WALL STREET" JOKE

Hillary is never speechless especially when Wall Street gives her $200,000 an hour.  It all boils down to wealth and the heck with everybody else.  She's in it to win it and so is greedy Wall Street.

THE BOSS AND SMALL TALK

Donald "The Boss" Trump might sit down with Rubio for some "small talk."  Rubio will need a padded seat to raise his hopes for VP.

TRUMP "DELEGATE VOTE" JOKE

How to get the honey with power and money.  For Donald Trump it may be a delegate situation, but not when it comes down to giving free accommodations at Trump's luxurious resorts and golf courses for that magic number 1,237 before GOP Convention.

TRUMP "WOMEN'S VOTE" NO JOKE

Trump makes nice and Megan Kelly gets an invite.  Which way the wind blows that's where Mr. Trump goes.  He knows women are not happy with him, but you have to please them to win.  Trump used to love 'em and leave 'em.  Now he needs 'em to vote for him.  It's just simple addition.  Donald Trump is in the numbers game and it's always been fortune, fame and dames.

BASIC KASICH FOLKS "LIGHTER NOTE" JOKE

Republican Ohio Governor John Kasich a preacher-speaker when referring to Trump as an evil person casting darkness into a day, but he can be your knight in shining armor that lights the way.  Basic Kasich walks and squawks back and forth like a penguin does not seem genuine.  He's the only one that sees himself as Presidential while others see him as inconsequential.  On a lighter note Mr. Kasich is a political joke.  That's why he has the least votes.  Johnny Come Lately - One State - Give America a break - Time to get out of the race!

FOR BLACK FOLKS "CP" NOT A JOKE

Hillary onstage with NYC Mayor Bill pitch Hamilton satire skit.  Mayor Bill says to Hill "CP" ------ while Hamilton a Black actor tries to intervene Hillary quickly changes the wording.  Now that's what Hillary is good at "cover-up."  Of course Mayor Bill insists it was just a satire skit so why should he apologize!  On the darker side Hillary could lose some voters or not a joke goes up in black smoke.

TRUMP "WATERBOARDING" NO JOKE FOLKS

CIA Director does not believe in waterboarding, but Trump says terrorists are more cruel to people.  The question is while Trump believes in waterboarding will he agree to paddling?

VP JOKE FOR "KASICH" FOLKS

John Kasich says "There is zero chance I would ever be Trump's or Cruz's VP."  I'm more of a Presidential guy just by looking at me.  I would rather go back to being Governor of Ohio.  When it comes down to basics with Kasich's attitude for most voters "He's made of steel, he's no big deal, he's absolutely not appealing and he has no feelings."  Face the facts "You're just taking up space in the race."

IVANKA AND ERIC TRUMP "NO VOTE" JOKE

Ivanka and Eric forgot to register as they were too busy with other priorities.  Daddy Trump does not have to worry for two votes are not going to break me.  I've got enough money to buy everybody!

GOP FOLKS "PAUL RYAN" PRESIDENCY JOKE

At GOP convention delegates will be favoring House Speaker Paul Ryan as their Presidential nominee, but for Ryan it's a hairy situation since he doesn't like to make waves at the peak of his profession.

OBAMA NO JOKE FOR "OUT OF WORK" FOLKS

Obama says he saved the nation from a deep depression, but we're still in a recession.  As for "out of work" folks it's no joke they're not suffering from a recession, but deep depression.

FOLKS "CARLY FIORNIA" IS A JOKE

Carly would love to be the VP if she could fire everybody.  That was her motto at "HP."

JOKE FOR "BERNIE" FOLKS

Bernie is winning everywhere and getting into Hillary's hair, but only Bill can get into her underwear including that White House sexual affair.

JOKE ON "ARNOLD" FOLKS

Arnie filling in for Trump's Apprentice Show, but he's not planning on sleeping with anybody just maid service.

TRUMP JOKE "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" FOR FOLKS

Should Trump replace "Make America Great Again" poster with his wife's body and face?  Now that's something Ted Cruz couldn't do.

CRUZ JOKE ON "TRUMP" FOLKS

Heidi Cruz will be on Long Island rallying on the beach for her husband.  She'll be in a bathing suit holding a poster "Vote for Cruz - There's nothing he couldn't do as well as Heidi Cruz."

MELANIA TRUMP "CHEESY" FOLKS NO JOKE

Beautiful Melania who spoke softly at Milwaukee, Wisconsin Presidential Hall did not look"cheesy" in powder blue ensemble sitting next to her husband, Donald Trump wearing dark blue suit when she stood up for his views.  Now some cheesy folks who say it's no joke when you're broke have been re-evaluating Melania and Donald Trump if they meet their cheese standards when they go to vote.

JOKE ON "TEA PARTY" FOLKS

Excuse Me - What happened to the Tea Party?  Oh, they just stepped out for a cup of coffee.  Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts?  No! It's Chock Full of Nuts - They're crazy about this coffee.

NO JOKE FOR "JACK AND JILL" FOLKS

Jack and Jill went up the hill to see Trump at the Capitol.  The two threw a pail of water into Trump's campaign headquarters.  Trump immediately had them arrested stating I'm for "Law and Order." Poor Jack and Jill were sent to the Mexican border.  Trump maybe starring in "Law and Order" TV reality series as a "Private Dick" if he loses to Cruz.

JOKE ON "HOW TO SCREW FOLKS"

Keeping up with the Kardashians isn't hard to do when it comes to who they screw.  Isn't that what the politicians in Washington do?

ANGRY FOLKS "OBAMA THE CHARMER IS A JOKE"

Obama tells the nation why they shouldn't vote for Trump 'cause he's a reality talk show host.  All he does is boast!  It's not just being President, a Commander-in-Chief is serious stuff.  Now don't forget to watch me this evening on the Tonight Show with Jimmy.  I'll be joking about the lousy economy, my great foreign policy, and why people love to hear me singing and rapping.  I was offered a part in the Broadway musical Hamilton to play Honest Abe.  There's nothing like being on stage.  Isn't that what I do all day?

CRUZ JOKE ON "TRUMP FOLKS"

Donald Trump tells Ted Cruz he will "spill the beans" on his wife Heidi.  Cruz replies "How did you know Heidi loves jelly beans?"

TRUMP JOKE FOR "JEWISH FOLKS"

Since Ivanka married a Jew, The Donald maybe seriously thinking of moving Trump Towers to Jerusalem as the U.S. Embassy if Jewish folks vote for me.  Another one of Trump's famous "art of the deal making" with possibly avoiding Uncle Sam the tax man, but unfortunately Obama has set new tax rules on companies leaving the country.

JOKE FOR "CLINTON" FOLKS

Why do we see Hillary at every rally wearing the pants in this family?  The word on Capitol Hill is that "Ill-Bill" is over the hill and takes Viagra pills.  That's why we see Hillary wearing pants 'cause it's "hard-on-Bill."

TRUMP JOKE ON "HUGE" AND "SMALL" FOLKS

Let's make America great again so huge and small folks can vote.  It's not easy getting into these voting machines.  Huge folks have big dreams so they want to vote for the Trump team.  Going to the November polls could be embarrassing for small folks like Senator Marco Rubio whose political agenda was joking should consider absentee voting rather than putting on a pair of high-heel shoes and kicking some Floridian voters.

RUBIO FOLKS "JEB BUSH" JOKE

Florida folks would not vote for Rubio 'cause he couldn't stop telling bad jokes, but Bush the tall powerful guy lost to Rubio a small fry.

ZERO JOKE FOR "KASICH" FOLKS

This is why Kasich isn't winning.  The guy comes from a state that begins with an "O" and ends with Zero!  So your votes are nothing but a joke.

 

 

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THE SCARS OF A SUPERSTAR (JACKSON ATTRACTION) ONE-STOP KING OF POP RHYMED ‘N SATIRE TIME BY FLY SUBSCRIPTION

The scars of a superstar

Michael Joseph Jackson World’s Greatest Attraction

August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009

Honoring Michael's Legacy

One-Stop King of Pop: Rhyming news updates on the late Michael Joseph Jackson, Awards and Grammys, including a separate piece on his lifestyle before and after Molestation Trial.

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There were no smiles at Michael Jackson’s Molestation Trial.  “Sleeping with the Enemy” what a catastrophe! Treat these kids nice and they’d like to stab you in the back with a knife.  One by one each witness takes the stand testifying against this innocent rich man.  He’s not a bad lad.  Michael hopes he doesn’t land in jail.  The guy is sick and frail.  He looks a little pale.  Michael’s “Peter Pan Neverland” a fairy tale gone wrong.

 

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THE ELITE THIEVES OF WALL STREET (RHYMED IN STEALING TIME) THE END OF WHEELING, DEALING AND STEALING

THE CORPORATE CULPRITS

Ken Lay and the "Enron American Way"

The Fat Fastows milked Enron Cow

Martha Stewart the baker, flower maker and stock taker

Bernard Ebbers, the first CEO to be exposed

WorldCom's Stinky Bomb

Three Rich Banking Brits

Tyco's "Don Juan" Cons

Arthur Anderson's Paper Caper

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Created by (Francke) the Lyrical Yankee

aka The Jester from Westchester

(The Seeds of Corporate Greed)

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THE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE (RHYMING THE BIBLE)

GOD’S FORBIDDEN FRUIT

ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

(RHYMING THE BIBLE)

Intimacy is defined in Webster's dictionary as a close relationship or sexual liberty.  Penetration of the male organ into female tract is where body and thoughts relax.  The mind concentrates on bump and grind.  Flex your muscles to nothing less but the best of sex.  Man by nature seeks sexual pleasure.  Woman needs a man to please her sexually.  This is the story of Adam and Eve.

In the beginning of time God created heaven and earth making Adam a perfect man out of dust and dirt.  He breathes life into him and then decides it is not wise for man to be alone so he takes Adam’s rib to make Eve a woman.

 

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Lyrics created by Francke the Lyrical Yankee

(Mastermind of Satire and Grind)

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