THE LUNA COLONY (SATIRE MOON NEWS) PRODUCED BY FRANCKE

Posted by admin on March 4, 2016 under Sample Rhymes | Be the First to Comment

WELCOME TO

THE LUNA COLONY

PATHWAY TO

VISIONARY FUTURE

BEYOND SOCIAL MEDIA

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YOUR HOME IS A PLASTIC SEE-THROUGH BUBBLE DOME

DIGS HAVE BATTERY OPERATED WAKE-UP COFFEE-MAKER, MICROWAVE AND FRIDGE

REMEMBER! THERE IS NO FOOD ON THIS PLANET

IN ORDER TO EXIST YOU MUST GROW ORGANIC SHIT TO START YOUR FOOD GARDEN

LIFT OPEN THE SPACE CRAP TRAP WHERE WASTE IS STORED THROUGH THIS DOOR

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YOU WILL BE COMMUNICATING WITH ALIENS

VIA BRAIN WAVES ON MOON COLONY

NO NEED FOR IPHONES, IPADS OR COMPUTERS

JUST IN CASE YOU'RE LOST IN OUTER SPACE

RE-ROUTE TO KEYLESS SPACEPUTERS

MANUFACTURED BY MOON CRAFTERS

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EAT AND SLEEP IN A SPACE JEEP

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An outer space creation of Francke the Lyrical Yankee (Satire Space Blogger)

The human race will one day face aliens in outer space

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