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KASICH THE FLAKE
Kasich not supporting Trump, but who wants flaky Kasich?
POKE-NO-JOKE DUMP DANGEROUS TRUMP
If Trump is dangerous does that make Hillary blameless?
CHIEF VS. CHEAT
Hillary says Trump wants to be Commander-in-Chief, but Clinton would be first woman Commander-in-Cheat.
MITT'S NEW BIT
Mitt says Trump is a risk, but let's not forget his stupid Latino politics. Mitt is nothing but a dick that likes to criticize Trump who is bigger and richer!
STARVING VS. ARMANI
Millions are starving economically and Hillary wears Armani.
POKE-A-JOKE HILLARY "HOMELAND" NEW SEASON
Hillary won't have to worry if she doesn't win the presidency, the Clinton Foundation a money-making operation will still run the country with Hillary as first female-elect President in "Homeland" and Bill as her economic adviser.
NO-JOKE HILLARY'S BENGHAZI VS. TRUMP'S FOREIGN POLICY
Hillary says Trump will be lousy on foreign policy, but under Hillary's watchful eye those guys were killed in Benghazi. You'll never get screwed by Goodwill Bill.
FOLKS POKE TRUMP'S COLLEGE OF KNOWLEDGE
Judge for yourself the way to wealth. Trump University is a College of Real Estate Knowledge. The fact is that students gave their money for Trump University to learn how Donald Trump became a billionaire. Some students were dismayed and felt they were betrayed. Now let's be fair not everyone can be a billionaire.
BARBECUE OR GET SCREWED?
Would you rather go to Trump's barbecue or get screwed by Hillary?
VOTING FOR HILLARY "POKE-A-JOKE"
What difference does it make whether Hillary is a crook or a faker? America and its allies can always rely on Goodwill-Chappaqua Bill.
RUBIO "SHORT END OF THE STICK" MIX
This is why you should never mix jokes and politics. You'll always get the short end of the stick.
CHRIS CHRISTIE SWEET "VP" DIETING
Christie will do anything to be Trump's VP. He stopped snacking on Oreo cookies and is now munching on bite-size thin mints.
RYAN PLANNING SELF-TANNING
House Speaker Ryan planning a makeover with self-tanning glow that eliminates orange streaks near his peak. This should lessen Trump convention tension.
TRUMP "GOP UNITY" POKE-A-JOKE
I'm just not building bridges - I'm building towers with transgender showers!
OBAMA "POTTY MOUTH POWER" HUMOR
Obama issues executive potty power for transgender chicks and dicks to take a piss and shit whether they stand in a urinal or sit on a toilet in all public bathroom school districts. Failure to comply with my order will stop your toilet paper supplies. Obama on piss list.
GOODWILL "OVER THE HILL" BILL
No more thrills for over the hill Bill who once said "I never had sex with that woman." Now Goodwill Bill is promoting Hillary's "bogus Benghazi." Believing in what we do is always best for you.
Bill and I have nothing to hide. Our tax returns are posted showing the millions we made from speech money. It's easy as ABC when it comes to Wall Street.
Let's put it this way "I'm for whoever she may be - He doesn't exist in my vocabulary."
CRUZ "POKE-A-JOKE" GOP BLUES
Ted Cruz' campaign team doesn't have to worry. They went back to starring in "The Living Dead" thanks to Ted.
POOR TRUMP "POKE-A-JOKE"
Trump no "poor" loser. He's a "rich" winner.
"MR. MONEY TREE" VOTE JOKE
Minorities and women should consider voting for Donald Trump "Mr. Money Tree." He doesn't need "speech money" like Hillary.
WISE TRUMP ADVISER "POKE-A-JOKE"
Top campaign adviser says Trump is a character. He likes to play politics, but his mouth gets in the way. Trump says once he's the nominee I'll be so presidential no one will recognize me or hear me except the silent majority. In case the silent majority turns away I'll be loud every day.
TRUMP TOWERS GOES "TRANSGENDER"
Caitlyn Jenner changes the landscape of Trump Towers Fifth Avenue with a transgender bathroom. What really matters whether Jenner is Republican or a Democrat. Other than that Trump doesn't give a crap!
MANHATTAN VOTERS "POKE-A-JOKE"
I'll take Manhattan - For Trump that didn't happen.
YOUTH VOTE "HILLARY AND BERNIE" JOKE
Hillary no spring chicken and hen-pecked Bernie. She's looking to get into the White House and he wants to get out of the hen house.
"CRUZ' SLOGAN POKE-A-JOKE"
Cruz' new slogan "Yes I Will" still be lyin' dreadful Ted!
TRUMP FOLKS "HILLARY" JOKE
Trump says Hillary is "crooked." She looks straight to Bernie.
I'm not low-energy 'cause I eat the Breakfast of Champions "Wheaties."
FOLKS FOR TRUMP "GEORGIA" JOKE
Georgia on my mind. Not this time. It's bad news for Trump as he's outmaneuvered by Cruz' sweep clean dream team.
BERNIE AT "VATICAN CITY" NO JOKE FOR RELIGIOUS FOLKS
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders takes a break and meets with Pope Francis on climate change and moral economy issues. Five minutes ought to do it!
VOTING FOR HILLARY "WALL STREET" JOKE
Hillary is never speechless especially when Wall Street gives her $200,000 an hour. It all boils down to wealth and the heck with everybody else. She's in it to win it and so is greedy Wall Street.
THE BOSS AND SMALL TALK
Donald "The Boss" Trump might sit down with Rubio for some "small talk." Rubio will need a padded seat to raise his hopes for VP.
TRUMP "DELEGATE VOTE" JOKE
How to get the honey with power and money. For Donald Trump it may be a delegate situation, but not when it comes down to giving free accommodations at Trump's luxurious resorts and golf courses for that magic number 1,237 before GOP Convention.
TRUMP "WOMEN'S VOTE" NO JOKE
Trump makes nice and Megan Kelly gets an invite. Which way the wind blows that's where Mr. Trump goes. He knows women are not happy with him, but you have to please them to win. Trump used to love 'em and leave 'em. Now he needs 'em to vote for him. It's just simple addition. Donald Trump is in the numbers game and it's always been fortune, fame and dames.
BASIC KASICH FOLKS "LIGHTER NOTE" JOKE
Republican Ohio Governor John Kasich a preacher-speaker when referring to Trump as an evil person casting darkness into a day, but he can be your knight in shining armor that lights the way. Basic Kasich walks and squawks back and forth like a penguin does not seem genuine. He's the only one that sees himself as Presidential while others see him as inconsequential. On a lighter note Mr. Kasich is a political joke. That's why he has the least votes. Johnny Come Lately - One State - Give America a break - Time to get out of the race!
FOR BLACK FOLKS "CP" NOT A JOKE
Hillary onstage with NYC Mayor Bill pitch Hamilton satire skit. Mayor Bill says to Hill "CP" ------ while Hamilton a Black actor tries to intervene Hillary quickly changes the wording. Now that's what Hillary is good at "cover-up." Of course Mayor Bill insists it was just a satire skit so why should he apologize! On the darker side Hillary could lose some voters or not a joke goes up in black smoke.
TRUMP "WATERBOARDING" NO JOKE FOLKS
CIA Director does not believe in waterboarding, but Trump says terrorists are more cruel to people. The question is while Trump believes in waterboarding will he agree to paddling?
VP JOKE FOR "KASICH" FOLKS
John Kasich says "There is zero chance I would ever be Trump's or Cruz's VP." I'm more of a Presidential guy just by looking at me. I would rather go back to being Governor of Ohio. When it comes down to basics with Kasich's attitude for most voters "He's made of steel, he's no big deal, he's absolutely not appealing and he has no feelings." Face the facts "You're just taking up space in the race."
IVANKA AND ERIC TRUMP "NO VOTE" JOKE
Ivanka and Eric forgot to register as they were too busy with other priorities. Daddy Trump does not have to worry for two votes are not going to break me. I've got enough money to buy everybody!
GOP FOLKS "PAUL RYAN" PRESIDENCY JOKE
At GOP convention delegates will be favoring House Speaker Paul Ryan as their Presidential nominee, but for Ryan it's a hairy situation since he doesn't like to make waves at the peak of his profession.
OBAMA NO JOKE FOR "OUT OF WORK" FOLKS
Obama says he saved the nation from a deep depression, but we're still in a recession. As for "out of work" folks it's no joke they're not suffering from a recession, but deep depression.
FOLKS "CARLY FIORNIA" IS A JOKE
Carly would love to be the VP if she could fire everybody. That was her motto at "HP."
JOKE FOR "BERNIE" FOLKS
Bernie is winning everywhere and getting into Hillary's hair, but only Bill can get into her underwear including that White House sexual affair.
JOKE ON "ARNOLD" FOLKS
Arnie filling in for Trump's Apprentice Show, but he's not planning on sleeping with anybody just maid service.
TRUMP JOKE "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" FOR FOLKS
Should Trump replace "Make America Great Again" poster with his wife's body and face? Now that's something Ted Cruz couldn't do.
CRUZ JOKE ON "TRUMP" FOLKS
Heidi Cruz will be on Long Island rallying on the beach for her husband. She'll be in a bathing suit holding a poster "Vote for Cruz - There's nothing he couldn't do as well as Heidi Cruz."
MELANIA TRUMP "CHEESY" FOLKS NO JOKE
Beautiful Melania who spoke softly at Milwaukee, Wisconsin Presidential Hall did not look"cheesy" in powder blue ensemble sitting next to her husband, Donald Trump wearing dark blue suit when she stood up for his views. Now some cheesy folks who say it's no joke when you're broke have been re-evaluating Melania and Donald Trump if they meet their cheese standards when they go to vote.
JOKE ON "TEA PARTY" FOLKS
Excuse Me - What happened to the Tea Party? Oh, they just stepped out for a cup of coffee. Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts? No! It's Chock Full of Nuts - They're crazy about this coffee.
NO JOKE FOR "JACK AND JILL" FOLKS
Jack and Jill went up the hill to see Trump at the Capitol. The two threw a pail of water into Trump's campaign headquarters. Trump immediately had them arrested stating I'm for "Law and Order." Poor Jack and Jill were sent to the Mexican border. Trump maybe starring in "Law and Order" TV reality series as a "Private Dick" if he loses to Cruz.
JOKE ON "HOW TO SCREW FOLKS"
Keeping up with the Kardashians isn't hard to do when it comes to who they screw. Isn't that what the politicians in Washington do?
ANGRY FOLKS "OBAMA THE CHARMER IS A JOKE"
Obama tells the nation why they shouldn't vote for Trump 'cause he's a reality talk show host. All he does is boast! It's not just being President, a Commander-in-Chief is serious stuff. Now don't forget to watch me this evening on the Tonight Show with Jimmy. I'll be joking about the lousy economy, my great foreign policy, and why people love to hear me singing and rapping. I was offered a part in the Broadway musical Hamilton to play Honest Abe. There's nothing like being on stage. Isn't that what I do all day?
CRUZ JOKE ON "TRUMP FOLKS"
Donald Trump tells Ted Cruz he will "spill the beans" on his wife Heidi. Cruz replies "How did you know Heidi loves jelly beans?"
TRUMP JOKE FOR "JEWISH FOLKS"
Since Ivanka married a Jew, The Donald maybe seriously thinking of moving Trump Towers to Jerusalem as the U.S. Embassy if Jewish folks vote for me. Another one of Trump's famous "art of the deal making" with possibly avoiding Uncle Sam the tax man, but unfortunately Obama has set new tax rules on companies leaving the country.
JOKE FOR "CLINTON" FOLKS
Why do we see Hillary at every rally wearing the pants in this family? The word on Capitol Hill is that "Ill-Bill" is over the hill and takes Viagra pills. That's why we see Hillary wearing pants 'cause it's "hard-on-Bill."
TRUMP JOKE ON "HUGE" AND "SMALL" FOLKS
Let's make America great again so huge and small folks can vote. It's not easy getting into these voting machines. Huge folks have big dreams so they want to vote for the Trump team. Going to the November polls could be embarrassing for small folks like Senator Marco Rubio whose political agenda was joking should consider absentee voting rather than putting on a pair of high-heel shoes and kicking some Floridian voters.
RUBIO FOLKS "JEB BUSH" JOKE
Florida folks would not vote for Rubio 'cause he couldn't stop telling bad jokes, but Bush the tall powerful guy lost to Rubio a small fry.
ZERO JOKE FOR "KASICH" FOLKS
This is why Kasich isn't winning. The guy comes from a state that begins with an "O" and ends with Zero! So your votes are nothing but a joke.
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